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FAT-JESUS HOMEPAGE --------------------- FAT JESUS STORYLINES -------------------- IN THE BEGINNING     Origin 1     Origin 2     Origin 3 -------------------- PRAISE THE LARD!   More like the Second Helping than the Second Coming!   What Would A Fat Jesus Do?   The First Fat Jesus Doodle   Second Helping, continued 1   Three More Days of Delays   The Unsung Turkey   Second Helping, continued 2   McGoddles: Phood, Pholks, and Philistines   SUPER SIZE IT, OH LORD! FOR ONLY 40¢ MORE!   Fat Jesus and Manny Many!   More Manny Many Madness, Man!   Pstupid Phactor: Stories of the N.O.S.I.R.E.E.!   Manny Many Merging Moron Mono Mania!   Broadcast Witch Product   Would you like A HORRENDOUS TORRENT OF DEATH BUNS with that?   Inside the N.O.S.I.R.E.E.   Meanwhile...   Fill 'er up... OF DOOM! ..yes, OF DOOM!   Good hands!   The News   Meet Mr. Mabus   Meet Mr. Mabus (part 2)   Meet Mr. Mabus (part 3)   Meet Mr. Mabus (part 4)   Helpin' Out   The Midas Touch... OF DOOM! -plus- Campbells' Chunky Squid Chowder!   First Annual Fat Jesus Pathetic Christmas Punchline Super Comic 2000 EXTREME!   Costanza Coat!   Modesty   COMIC NUMBER 43   Auld Lang Psycho   RETURN OF THE KILLER Y2K! AND THEN THE MILLENIUM! STILL NO FLYING CARS OR SUPER-INTELLIGENT MOUNTAINS!   My So-Called Apocalypse! MORE CONSIDERABLE DELAY FOR YOUR DOLLAR!   Wherefore art thou, Fat Jesus? YET MORE ENDLESS PAUSING! WHY DOES HE PAUSE! HEARTLESS MAN!   Please don't squash the Bug Bots   Good communication is important when you're 15 minutes away from world domination.   Bring me the head of Dobie Jesus   Teacher says, every time a Fat Jesus sits on a satellite dish, an angel can't see 'WINGS'   Don't count your dormant murderous cyborg plush toys which celebrate an over-merchandised.. ..transition from one year to the next before they transform into deadly androids who live ..only to follow your insane totalitarian orders!   Whack-a-Jesus   Change of Plans   Inopportune Insanity   There must have been some magic in that old steel hat he found!   Back to the Drawing Board   Sweet Interlude   Exit Stage Left, Even   Don't ask about the dessert!   Still better than those GAP or RADIO SHACK ones! Especially with the computer graphics!   Welcome to KZPP-TV   News Eye   A good compromise leaves everybody 'BURP'   Mabus Saves   Welcome to Waterloo Falls (a quiet community)   The Millionaire's Shame   Elevator Action!   Curse of Moopsy   Nobody sells 'Gigantic Balloon Animals Destroyed Everything' insurance   Danger to himself and others   Some dangerous KRAP   KRAP FAQ   Promised Perks   Manhood!   One man's self-indulgent Golden Beehive is another man's self-indulgent Golden Beehive   Baby (bomb) on board!   Not divine in the least...   Go Horehound!   Nip it in the bud!   I've got a HUNCH!   I've decided that blue+blue is 'whispering' and I can't come up with a title for this comic.   Suprise!   Invasion!   Concussion!   Injury and Insult   Misery Machine!   Houdini he ain't.. Miracle it isn't..   Something hits the fan   X Y Barn Door, PDQ   The Lowdown   Yes, F***ADOO!!!!!   This strip will be here sometime soon!   Alleys are quiet   Dead End   Fat Jesus meets N.O.S.I.R.E.E!   From the actual case files of the N.O.S.I.R.E.E   Retarded Sasquatch is smarter than you'd think!-- or is N.O.S.I.R.E.E. dumber than you'd think?   Trouble! -or- Bunnies is yum for belly! GIGGLE!   Chronicles of the Paranoidal   #100: Several Thousand More To Go!   For those just tuning in...   Look both ways before you doublecross the meanie   Heroes of ill-will   Meanwhile..   Road Strange: Close Encounters Of The DERR Kind   "'YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW! I'M PISSED OFF!' Real Life Tales of Uromysitisis Poisoning. from Pendant Publishing"   [ENTER INDIVIDUAL STRIP TITLE HERE]   Aiming to please   Officer Down   Too Much Is Happening Simultaneously!   Reunion   Busted by The Fuzz   Save your work kids. Save your work.(will be replaced with COLOR later)   The Ups and Downs of Amanda Carter   Divine Obstruction of Justice   OWLIE LIKES JOKES TOO!   Pandoras' Pandemonium   These Delightful OWLIE comics will distract you from the sudden pausing and possible rebooting!   Meanwhile, In the not-too-distant future....   HAPPY EASTER!   The Raid!   Portable Lou comin' at you with weather and news!   Skeeter Atom, the Time Traveling Cowboy Janitor From The Future   End FAT JESUS Phase Two   Loose ends, loose bowels   SO LONG... AND THANKS   OWLIE FILLER 2001 EXTRAVAGANZA AGAIN!   -------ATTEMPT AT STABLE COMIC #701-------------------   You can't buy happiness - unless you buy solid gold buttocks.   Great Grandma's Ghost! Look At That Bloated Corpse! (waahhh!!!!)   If you don't get your electronics at Ben Cabbage, you're probably stupid!(tm)   Ominous!! Spooky!! Spittle!!   Pendulums.   Hold on to your diapies! THE 20th COMING OF FAT JESUS!   Back with a BANG!   Oh, Bother!   Destructive Intervention   He didn't MAKE lepers, he HEALED them.   Bathroom Jesus! Quack! Quack!   I didn't expect a PUNCH TO THE THROAT! (get the comfy chair)   Doctor Hardington, I presume?   Gormo's Goodbye   People can be so nosy!   Not on my watch!   Brought to you by the producers of "Cause a Mishap 2000" and "Push Granny!   A quick message!   Retreated and Regrouped: End Year One   Crazy Chef: Come vomit with us!   The Nicest Man In Town!   America Go Boom.   A Moment of Silence.   Volunteer   CURIE and Curiouser!   Drive Live at Five with Bart Fell and Galileo the Gimp, on W98-FM!   Revelations   Too Many Revelations   That Old Trick   Me! Me! Me!   Call me Ishkabibble!   Fat Jesus is always with you!   NEXT: THE REQUEST   Baby J: Nutty Under Pressure!   Suckered!   I Can Dress (up like) Myself!   The Hastiest Laid Plans of Mice and Mary...   Something MIGHT Be Wrong!   Wrong, Indeed.   The Nicest Man in Town... ISN'T!   What The Hell?   NOTHING CAN STOP THE BLOB!   You're the Devil In Disguise!   Breaking the Fourth Wall.. in a way.   I bet the Anti-Christ has better breath.   Because see, he can't see or hear THEM..   Same planet, different worlds!   Plane Crazy!   No Anti-Christs were hurt in the making of this comic.   Men's Wardrobe provided by UNNATURAL EVIL FORCES of Beverly Hills   That's A Fine How Do You Do!   It's a fish with legs trying to get out of his head. See?   A Tale Of Terrors!   The part about demons lying about cake isn't in 'Inferno' or the Bible.   Sympathy for the Terrors   What Wouldn't A Fat Jesus Know?   The little green guy on the bottom of Panel 3 is all 'Whoa! Ooh! Aaah!'   Loose Lips, Limber Hips, Blushing Cheeks, Mind Reading Freaks   SHOCKWAVES!   Monsters, and a Pocket Universe! + OBSERVERS WHO CAN'T REALLY OBSERVE OR DO MUCH ELSE.   PAUSE: Sketch of Mabus   PAUSE: Fan Art of Lamash!   Witnesses   PAUSE: EL CARPETO PRESENTS- MABUS n' MARY!   The Son Of God Goes 'Pop!'   Bad Kitty!   Slow Motion Replay   See what took me all night to color and therefore didn't get anything else done!   B+W SPECIAL: Maybe he shouldn't run around screaming about how he's the Antichrist.   I'm not just a member, I'm in association with demonic forces.   TOUCHE!   Misplaced Paranoia   Shadowy Dealings   Deep Throated Doings   Hunch's Hunch   Meanwhile...   Meet Jerry Dobson.   O'Squinty's! -plus- The Trouble With Tributes!   This is the song of the sewer.. in the sewer, we sing this song..   Last Month's Storyline.. TODAY! (continues)   Oinky Edition   Why does next week's weekly alternative paper have a bold front page!?   The Stress of Being Jerry Dobson.   Buck Amuck!   Leauge of Substitute Hobsons!   Ah, crumbs.   Spat Spot: Disgruntled Lovers Crime Reports! (page 29a)   Avoision   Enter: The Exotic Pets   Banter   Polecat Problems   Meanwhile, in a murky void..   A spectre of fate: NORRIS ZONEWHISPER!   Good Grief!   Meanwhile, at some Air Base..   Where the Action Is!   Shocking, isn't it?   Looking for the scent   Tomorrow's Obituaries Today   Simultastic!   When things look bleak...   Do not taunt Happy Fun Baby J   Disruptin' Developments!   Last Year's Conclusion Today!   I want to get out of Christmastime time!   B-DAY FANART!   The smell of KRAP still persists..   The Worst Television Show Ever (DEBATABLE)   FJRECAP01- An Attempt At A Better Version   FJRECAP02   FJRECAP03   FJRECAP04   FJRECAP05   FJRECAP06   FJRECAP07   FJRECAP08   FJRECAP09   Researching My Evil Opposite   Libraries are boring sometimes + SURGE!!! of evil   ASIDE: "Oh, those wacky structures!   Divine Call Waiting   My Monitor is broke! Help! -THE FAT JESUS CAPTURE SQUAD 001   My Monitor is broke! Help! -THE FAT JESUS CAPTURE SQUAD 002   My Monitor is broke! Help! -THE FAT JESUS CAPTURE SQUAD 003